Top Stories for March 31:
Lindsey Graham mercilessly mocked after Disney World vacation pics go viral
Republican warmonger Lindsey Graham — who just three weeks ago said he was personally asking South Carolinians to send their sons and daughters to the Middle East to take down the Iranian regime — thought now was the perfect time for a little Disney World getaway.
Pics of Graham walking around the park with a toy bubble gun went viral, so the senator made sure to post follow-up pics showing him shooting an actual gun the next day, ‘cuz he’s, like, a Real Man™ and stuff and definitely not a 70-year-old, childless and grandchildless bachelor who meets up with adult friends to vacation at an amusement park designed primarily for kids. The internet had thoughts — and remains undefeated as ever.
VIDEO OF THE DAY: Marjorie Taylor Greene deals nightmare blow to Trump
Another day, another example of the diehard MAGA coalition crumbling before our very eyes. A snarky tweet by Ann Coulter prompted this jaw-dropping reply by Marjorie Taylor Greene, who wrote: “Fox News is now the fake news. Brainwashing boomers to support what we voted against.” My, how times have changed.
Democracy scores a huge win with No Kings rallies — but the fight is only just beginning
No Kings: This weekend’s rallies saw eight million people across the world marching against Trump and his authoritarianism. It was an overwhelming success, and it’s critical that we carry that momentum forward and keep up the fight. Indivisible is hosting a follow-up mass call TONIGHT at 8PM ET / 5PM PT to discuss how we build on this success — click here to RSVP and keep up the pressure on Trump!
Trump privately willing to buckle in Iran and “end” war without securing Strait of Hormuz, according to Wall Street Journal
When you launch an unauthorized war with no clearly stated objective and an ever-shifting rationale for why shit needed blowing up in the first place, it tracks that you just may be willing to exit in the same ramshackle fashion. Donald’s ill-fated adventure in Iran has destabilized the entire Middle East, depleted US military stockpiles, upended global supply chains, crashed markets, driven fuel prices through the roof, and claimed the lives of thousands of people — including 13 US service members — and we’re now hearing reports the nincompoop-in-chief may tuck his tail and scram without “securing” the Strait of Hormuz.
Intrepid observers will note that the vital waterway, through which 20% of the world’s energy supply flows, was wide open and safely navigable prior to Donald’s catastrophic war of choice. Incredibly costly, undefined mission not really accomplished!
Take Action: Tell Trump: No boots on the ground in Iran!
Ron DeSantis signs legislation renaming Palm Beach airport after Trump — at costly expense to taxpayers, of course
Donald Trump’s endless quest to desecrate various buildings and landmarks across America with his name and likeness just claimed another unfortunate victim yesterday, as Republican governor and former rival Ron DeSantis signed legislation yesterday to rename Palm Beach International Airport after the credibly accused rapist and serial fraudster. Taxpayers will foot the bill for the costly rebranding, of course, but what’s several million dollars Floridians don’t have to spare when one 79-year-old man-baby’s incredibly fragile ego is in need of incessant stroking?
Take Action: Stop Trump’s fake “emergency” plot to take over our elections!
Ohio Republicans introduce bill to require fetal life certificate registered with state
Radical, right-wing zealots want a database of every impregnated woman in Ohio and the power to initiate witch hunts investigations into any miscarriage or lost pregnancy so state “death certificates” can be issued for the fetuses. Seriously. The bill specifies that physicians would be required to certify the cause of fetal death for any patient in their care. If a pregnancy was suspected to have ended in a “violent, suspicious, unusual or sudden” manner, a coroner or medical examiner would then be brought in to determine cause of death, in a manner similar to investigating a homicide. In other words, uteruses would become crime scenes, and “detectives” would be authorized to go poking around for evidence of wrongdoing. Any questions?
Take Action: Tell Congress: Investigate insider trading on Trump’s war in Iran!
Israel passes law to execute Palestinians by hanging in detention
Minister of National Security Ben Gvir and his fellow party members wore noose pins and popped champagne after the bill legalizing the execution of Palestinian detainees — but not Israelis — passed the Knesset. “Soon we will count them one by one!” said Gvir, making it very clear that this is yet another expansion of the Israeli genocide against the Palestinian people. Nearly 10,000 Palestinians, including hundreds of children, are currently in Israeli detention. The sentences would be passed down by Israeli military kangaroo courts, which have a 96% conviction rate. Not even apartheid South Africa ever passed a bill legalizing the death penalty for one demographic group and not another.
Beloved Alaskan Mary Peltola SURGES in the race for critical red Senate seat
Mary Peltola for Alaska: Congresswoman Mary Peltola sent shockwaves through American politics when she won the only congressional seat in deep-red Alaska — now she’s running for the US Senate seat held by MAGA millionaire Dan Sullivan. A new poll shows she’s engineered a TEN point swing and now leads the race by 5%! A proven winner like Peltola with an Alaska First platform of “fish, family, and freedom” is just the candidate we need to flip this critical seat and retake the Senate. Will you chip in to help push her over the finish line?
ICE agents will be stationed outside Marine Corps graduation events in South Carolina to identify whether any of their family members are undocumented
Congratulations! Thank you for your service! Now say goodbye to Dad, because he’s going to have to sleep on piss-soaked floors under blinding lights for three weeks in an undisclosed concentration camp before we dump him over the border in Mexico. Better save that sign-on bonus to ransom him back from the cartels after he gets kidnapped! America FIRST!
“So ashamed”: American Conservative co-founder says he’s “embarrassed” that he voted for Trump 3 times
Scott McConnell, a co-founder of The American Conservative, said he felt “ashamed and embarrassed” for voting for President Donald Trump three times in a row on Monday. We get it, Scott. If only there had been several thousand warning signs telegraphing exactly how this hellish nightmare would indubitably unfold ahead of time.
From the “grab ’em by the p*ssy” tape to the porn star hush money to the quid pro quo to COVID to the election theft to the insurrection to the crypto rackets to all things Jeffrey Epstein to the wholesale assault on public education to tariff crusades to the imperial warmongering — there was just no way to know exactly how truly disastrous and destabilizing a malignant narcissist like Donald J. Trump would be for our republic.
Trump regime planning international summit to target “antifa”
Because what the world truly needs now is an international coalition of the chilling whose nebulous mission is to identify and neutralize anyone around the world who just really isn’t all that into fascism. Got it.
Analysis confirms that the US bombed a second school in Iran with new missile that ripped children apart
On the same day that a US Tomahawk missile slammed into an elementary school for girls in Minab, Iran, killing 175 students and teachers, another US missile strike hit ANOTHER school, this one in Lamerd, Iran, killing 21 people, including a girls’ volleyball team that was practicing in the gym. It was the first recorded use of the PrSM, or Precision Strike Missile, which detonates above its target and showers it with deadly tungsten balls. In its inaugural strike, the PrSM tore children apart, severing one boy’s spinal cord and slicing the fingers off of other children. The youngest victim was just two years old. Lockheed Martin signed a $4.94 billion contract with the Department of Defense to design this monstrous weapon that was immediately used to rip children to shreds, all paid for by our tax dollars.
Day 32: Moron Trump’s war in Iran
Doom and doomer
Hope…
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