MAGA senator roasted over drama queen "hunger strike"

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MAGA senator issues absolutely pathetic post-election fasting plea
Missouri Republican Josh Hawley called on his fellow Christians to join him for a post-election “fast” on Capitol Hill Next month to reckon with the epic beatdown his party just suffered in the midterms. While Hawley was not on the ballot himself, he said the shellacking called for a “historic response” from his fellow, true-believing Republicans all the same.

“Christians need to gather and seek the Lord. I’m going to host a time of fasting and prayer for the nation on Tuesday, December 15 from 12 to 1 at the Capitol. Meet me there!”

That’s right, folks. Hawley is setting aside ONE WHOLE HOUR of not eating so he and other Christians can pray for our nation and “seek the Lord” on the eve of super scary Democrats taking control of Congress and doing extra evil things like…feeding the poor (restoring SNAP benefits), helping the sick (rolling back Medicaid cuts and restoring ACA subsidies), and saving innocent civilians’ lives (passing a congressional war powers resolution).

Hawley’s plea did not go unnoticed across the aisle. Pro-Democratic group Majority Democrats tweeted, “In solidarity, we will also wait until 1 PM to have lunch.”

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VIDEO OF THE DAY: Republican introduces articles of impeachment against Pete Hegseth
It is well and truly the beginning of the end for the worst Defense secretary in the history of the United States.

Republican Rep. Thomas Massie formally introduced eight articles of impeachment against Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth, accusing the racist, womanizing, white nationalist booze hound of violating the US Constitution, waging an illegal war, and abusing his powers. Massie actually introduced articles of impeachment against Hegseth nearly two months ago, but pipsqueaker of the House Mike Johnson abruptly called a congressional recess before any action could be taken.

With Democrats set to take the reins of Congress with a massive majority in January, Hegseth’s time at the helm of the Pentagon is rapidly nearing its inevitable and unceremonious end. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy.

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Lauren Boebert is trying to claim VOTER FRAUD!
Eileen Laubacher for Colorado: With almost every vote counted, Eileen Laubacher currently leads Lauren Boebert by a few thousand votes – nearly twice the number of votes to trigger an automatic recount. But Lauren Boebert is already trying to call the results into question, claiming there are “some very unusual voting patterns.” She’s even hired one of Donald Trump’s attorneys who falsely claimed there was election fraud in 2020! We need your help with one final push: We are going to need to raise a lot of money to fight back and make sure every vote is fairly counted so Lauren Boebert doesn’t steal this election. Chip in to help fight back against Lauren Boebert’s election-denying scheme and finally send her packing!

Trump says he’s planning “tremendous numbers” of pardons in 2nd half of term
For the most lawless among us, tremendous amounts of crime and corruption call for “tremendous numbers” of pardons, so this absolutely tracks.

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Turncoat Democrat who endorsed GOP Senate candidate at the 11th hour hid in Republican cloakroom during House votes
It is going to be one, very lonely, lame-duck congressional session for turncoat Rep. Haley Stevens, who abandoned her party, her principles, and any hope of a career in politics when she rescinded her endorsement of fellow Democrat Abdul El-Sayed at the eleventh hour and backed MAGA sycophant Mike Rogers for Michigan’s open US Senate seat.

El-Sayed cruised to victory, of course, leaving Stevens without a seat anywhere near the table or any future in public service. The traitorous congresswoman did what all cowards do on her first day back on Capitol Hill — she hid. In the Republican cloakroom, of all places.

Enjoy the next six weeks, Haley. This is a mess entirely of your own making.

Statue mocking Trump’s draft dodging pops up just in time for Veterans’ Day
An anonymous art collective struck gold (again) with its latest erected masterpiece on the National Mall.

Entitled “The Foot Soldier,” the larger-than-life bronze sculpture depicts the 47th president sitting on a pedestal rubbing his bare foot with an inscription that reads: “We honor the service and sacrifice of our commander in chief, Donald J. Trump. He’s a soldier in spirit, who marched to the front lines of dodging the draft, armed with a perfect diagnosis of bone spurs.”

The plaque even includes a quote from the inartful dodger himself: “‘I can be very military.’ — President Donald J. Trump.”

No notes.

Lauren Boebert goes down in Colorado
Bye, Felicia!

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Mike Johnson blasts voters for making the “wrong choice” on Election Day
Americans overwhelmingly rejected the moral rot and incompetence of the Republican Party last Tuesday in the most historic midterm shellacking since Watergate, flipping at least 549 state legislative seats from Republican to Democrat, winning control of 12 state chambers, and breaking up 13 Republican supermajorities. Democrats picked up six trifectas, flipped five governorships, won Senate seats in deep-red MAGA country, and turned frickin’ Texas BLUE. Did any of this give outgoing House Speaker Mike Johnson a moment of pause? Of course not.

When asked by CNN’s Manu Raju if Donald Trump needed to “course correct” following the drubbing, Johnson replied, “I’m not going to tell the president how to do his job. We have an incredible record of the first two years of his term, and I expect more success in the days ahead. I’m sorry that the voters made the wrong choice.”

What a sanctimonious little House mouse.

Sean Hannity makes desperate bid to minimize GOP’s midterm massacre
Keep coping, Sean! Whatever gets you through the night, right?

Trump calls into C-SPAN show, reveals he keeps tabs on what callers say
For the supposed leader of the free world, Granddad sure seems to have a lot of free time on his hands. And damned if he doesn’t seem intent on wasting it.