Trump mocks tragic killing with insane AI slop

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Trump parodies fatal tiger mauling video with unbelievable AI slop
The leader of the free world took time out of his incredibly busy day yesterday to share graphic video footage of an obviously unwell British man being mauled to death by a tiger after climbing into the animal’s enclosure at a wildlife park near Doncaster, England. Trump thumbsmashed, “Don’t ever mess with nature! President DJT,” as if the world was waiting on the senile opinion of an 80-year-old narcissist before concluding such behavior isn’t advisable.

Hours later, Donald returned to the scene of the thought crime, sharing a parody video of himself very much messing with nature, climbing into the same enclosure, confronting the tiger, wrestling the beast to the ground, and eventually embracing it while “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” plays in the background.

Now, we know what you’re probably thinking: lions and tigers are not the same, oh my! But let’s not miss the forest for the trees: the commander-in-chief is stuck in a catastrophic quagmire of his own making in the Middle East, has driven the cost of fuel and basically everything else through several ceilings, is still stonewalling on all things Jeffrey Epstein to protect his pedophile buddies, and is openly bribing voters with phantom $5,000 checks to vote Republican in the upcoming midterms to continue insulating himself from actual accountability.

And yet, with less than three weeks to go before an electoral reckoning, Trump is busy sharing brain-rot slop that would make an incarcerated Joe Exotic wince. More like “The Tiger Cringe,” amirite?

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VIDEO OF THE DAY: Ken Paxton campaign smacked with fresh new scandal
The hits keep coming for beleaguered Republican Texas Senate candidate, convicted felon, and pedophile protector Ken Paxton, who was caught on film celebrating the New Year in Dubai with two wanted American fugitives and a woman who was not his wife. America First FaMiLy VaLuEs™, eh?

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Bitter winter heaps new hardships on the women and girls of Gaza
UNFPA: A ceasefire is in place, but 700,000 menstruating women and girls that live in the cramped displacement camps of Gaza are still facing desperate shortages of the most basic necessities — and a bitter winter looms. 10 million menstrual pads are needed every month, but less than a quarter of that is available to ease the indignity and discomfort of women and girls in Gaza. UNFPA is leading a drive to provide 2,500 Dignity Kits, making sure every woman and girl has menstrual pads, soap, toothbrushes, and clean clothing so they can live with dignity, even in the darkest of times. Each kit costs just $15 to produce – Will you chip in to ease the suffering of some of the world’s most vulnerable women?

Ukraine complains that the US failed to give advance notice of Russian missile strikes and is cutting off Starlink access to frontline troops
It would appear that the Trump administration is completely throwing the Ukrainians under the bus in retribution for Ukraine’s strikes on Russian oil infrastructure after the president declared an “energy ceasefire” which neither side agreed to. Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy took to Twitter to publicly complain that his “allies” had failed to warn them that Russian missiles were inbound, leading to the deaths of several people and damage to critical civilian infrastructure.

Elsewhere in Ukraine, frontline troops found that their Starlink internet connection, vital for drone warfare, now had data restrictions that led to the failure of several missions. “Our defense forces received no warning of such a restriction, and this led to the failure of a number of missions,” said defense tech adviser, Serhii Beskrestnov on Telegram. “It is obvious that this action cannot be a coincidence and is connected to the current political situation.”

Sure sounds like Trump has decided to tip the scales on behalf of his patron in Moscow in a desperate attempt to lower energy prices before the midterms in a stunning betrayal that somehow also feels inevitable, considering the nihilistic selfishness of the American president and his naked fondness for Putin.

Jimmy Kimmel roasts Trump’s new press secretary’s rocky debut: “He hired a fourth grader”
Donald’s new, very-much-not-ready-for-primetime press secretary Katie Zacharia had a rough opening day at the podium, lasting all of 14 minutes as she nervously read from prepared remarks and took three softball questions from conservative outlets before calling it a day. Zacharia’s performance drew scorn from across the spectrum, including Jimmy Kimmel, who joked that the president had “hired a fourth grader” for the post.

An unnamed White House official was nearly as unkind, telling MS NOW’s Jake Traylor, “Getting behind the podium is tough, but she got off on the wrong foot. She needs to get much better, fast, otherwise she’ll break [Anthony] Scaramucci’s record.”

Scaramucci, you might recall, lasted all of 10 days as Trump’s spokesperson in 2017, and his surname became a pejorative measurement of time. Do two Zacharias equal one Scaramucci? Guess we’ll find out in a few days!

Kimberly Guilfoyle reportedly tried to save her job by insisting damning texts were AI-generated
Tsk, tsk, Kimberly. It’s “SUPER” intelligence, not artificial intelligence. Maybe if you’d used the president’s preferred nomenclature you’d still have a job? Better luck next grift!

12 senators — half of them Republican — tell Trump to end Russia deal now
Six GOP senators joined together with their Democratic opponents on Tuesday to formally rebuke Donald Trump’s recently announced and incredibly desperate diesel deal with Russia. A dozen senators signed a letter opposing the deal, which waives sanctions on Russian diesel sold to the global market until April 2027 in exchange for 300,000 tons of diesel fuel to the American and global marketplace.

Russia will get an opportunity to financially benefit from international oil sales — bypassing US-led sanctions targeting Vladimir Putin’s belligerent regime for its ongoing invasion of Ukraine — while Americans get a wee bit of Russian oil before midterms.

Anything to help Donald’s prospects back home, though, right?

Mike Johnson once again makes the case for Democrats without seeming to realize it
During an appearance on Fox News yesterday, House Speaker Mike Johnson warned host Dana Perino that if Democrats take control of Congress they would likely launch numerous investigations of Donald Trump and those connected with his runaway spree of crime and corruption.

“If this group took over ― heaven forbid, Dana! ― they would turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body. They would spend every day investigating the president, the first family, the Cabinet, donors to the party, leaders in business and industry.”

Uh, yeah. That’s exactly right, Mike!

Trump is encouraging airlines to scam passengers in every way possible
In perhaps the least surprising news of the day, Donald Trump is siding with the airline industry, overturning a slew of Biden-era passenger protections meant to limit airline behemoths’ ability to gouge the public to the tune of billions of dollars per year. A true president of and for the people!

Trump’s extra-judicial killing spree on the high seas exposed as disastrous flop
Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth’s deadly military air campaign designed to obliterate drug-smuggling speedboats in international waters has flopped — and even made cartels more savvy.

Over a year into the incredibly illegal operation, Colombian navy divers are spotting an increased use of “parasites,” heavy metal modules filled with cocaine that smugglers secretly bolt directly onto the underwater hulls of cargo ships leaving the country’s primary Pacific commercial port, the Wall Street Journal reported.

Deep within the Amazon basin, traffickers have redirected shipments eastward, concealing huge loads inside riverboats navigating the rainforest. Along Colombia’s vast coastline, vessel operators routinely evade American airstrikes by hugging shallow shorelines in the very same speed boats military forces are trying to blow up.

Despite the lethal intervention, law enforcement authorities across four continents confirm that record supplies of cocaine are arriving daily in the US, Europe, and Australia, hitting consumer markets at higher purities and lower price points than seen in decades.

Your move, Pete!